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Saturday, October 01, 2005

"Whatever happened to Crazy?"

Ok, I'm past the self-pity portion of my week. I can resume normal thinking.

I passed the test. I took the typing part first and failed it. Then I took it again after the multiple choice and passed it. I don't know how. But I have a paper that said I did. So there. I got an 85 on the multiple choice. I'm not really happy with that, but it's been so long since I took a test that I did the best I could. It was grammar, spelling ( I knew how to spell "acquiesce," but couldn't remember if there were 2 or 3 e's in "preceding",) punctuation, editing and comparisons. I used to be the curve breaker...

Now I'm on a list. Hopefully I hear from someone soon.

I really want to see that movie Waiting-- it's got Dane Cook in it and I love his style (he's on my short list of comedians I must see.) Then I took another look at the trailer and I noticed it also stars Andy Milonakis. That guy gives me a screaming headache. I'd like a few minutes to yell at whomever told Andy Milonakis that he's funny. I've seen funnier homeless men that scream incoherently about armageddon and make crap fingerpaintings on the sidewalk. *sigh* Maybe it's just me.

Perhaps I should stick to watching stand-up. I've got Chris Rock on now.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."

7 Comments:

Blogger The Impeccable Beast said...

Congrats! Now what will your new job entail?

10:32 PM  
Blogger Epiphany Grove said...

I don't have a job yet, all the test does is prove that I'm qualified to have a state job haha.

The test I took was called "Keyboard Specialist," so I'm assuming that if I do get a job through the state-- it'll be data entry or reception. Oh well. State jobs have the bennies.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Data entry. Ugh. I hope you'd be able to climb out of that with your wrists intact.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Epiphany Grove said...

it can't be much worse than where I worked before. My wrists were intact, but my head felt like exploding.

I almost relish the idea of a boring data entry position because it'd be so different.

6:23 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Andy Milonakis

I'm with you on this one. Can't stand him. Now Chris Rock, he's a genius, along with Dave Chapelle. Just discovered Dane Cook, but I like what I've heard so far.

State has the bennies and the holidays. Yes, indeed. Congrats on passing the tests. I hate tests.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Javier said...

I Hate Andy Milonakis. He's Not Funny. There's Something Loose In His Head.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Southernspeak4 said...

Congrats WG...see, there was nothing to be skeered of! Hope you hear something soon!

As for Andy Milonakis...my daughter likes him. She's 11. Need I say more?

11:30 AM  

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