Cynicism is fun and useful.
This just in:
The entire world is dissolving into a mix of erectile dysfunction drugs, hair dyes, Billie Mays commercials and sappy E-Harmony stories.
So, if you're having difficulties with your sexual function, hair color, stubborn BBQ stains and dating life-- you should be set.
Or at least that's what it seems like sometimes.
I'm still bored. I'm just trying to keep myself amused. I've been watching my DVD set of Garfield and Friends... it's a classic.
posted by Epiphany Grove @ 1:37 AM
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Especially considering that I reaaaalllly doubt it works. I mean, if it were that easy Pfizer would have ripped off the formula by now and half the men in the country would be still be paying off their insurance premiums.
And Smilin' Bob and his wife scare me.
If only Oxy-Clean could erase my mounting distrust of human intelligence and ability along with my BBQ stains ... life would be perfect.
This is probably why I haven't watched TV since "Kept". :) Netflix owns my ass and my heart.
I kind of miss Kept. But not really enough to hope I ever see Slavcardo on tv again.
I thought about getting Netflix, but we got DVR instead. I love it to pieces.
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