Yeah, I'm bored.

Name: No point, I always end up with crazy nicknames anyway.

Birthday: 10/28/81

Birthplace: Just look for the herds of cows and hordes of bored teenagers

Current Location: I'm above NYC, so they say I'm upstate...but I'm below Plattsburgh and they say I'm downstate. It gives me a headache.

Eye Color: hazel

Hair Color: the box says "Brilliant Bordeaux"

Height: 5'5"...just short enough to look stubby in capris. I can't quite pull them off like K-Fed can. Thank god.

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-handed. I tried writing with my left and it looked like a confused 4 year-old played finger paint with ink.

Your Heritage: Mutt I suppose...English, Dutch, Mohawk, German and Arabic. I'm caucasian with a permanent tan.

The Shoes You Wore Today: no shoes!

Your Weakness: sappy shows about baby animals and dark chocolate .

Your Fears: falling into the abyss between the bed and the wall in the middle of the night, being in a closed space with a man wearing too much cologne, spontaneous human combustion and spiders.

Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian, with extra pineapple. If it were perfect, it'd be here now.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Having a job where I don't hate life.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "wtf," "who is this again?"

Thoughts First Waking Up: "When can I go back to bed?"

Your Best Physical Feature: My hair, when I'm feeling emo I can put in front of my face, or let it air dry and I look like an extra from an 80's hair band video.

Your Bedtime: Lately? When the sun comes up.

Your Most Missed Memory: Doesn't that imply that I can't remember it? But I suppose it would be watching the Evil Dead movies with my friends for the first time.

Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Pepsi

MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, when they get my order right-- I don't eat ketchup, they don't get that.

Single or Group Dates: Single... less chance of being distracted (either by shiny things or someone more interesting and/or better looking...)

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: snapple. But I refuse to say anything nice about it.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Do they have a rehab for that yet? Or do I have to be injecting between my toes first?

Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, and lots of it.

Do you Swear: Far too much, but oh well.

Do you Sing: All the time. The birds are jealous.

Do you Shower Daily: Yes, I'm neurotic like that.

Have you Been in Love: Not yet. Maybe my glasses were smudged when he walked by.

Do you want to go to College: Been there, and have many free and useless t-shirts to prove it.

Do you want to get Married: Not anytime soon. I can't afford the trip to Vegas.

Do you belive in yourself: I do what I can.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really. Only if I read on a rollercoaster on an empty stomach.

Do you think you are Attractive: My face doesn't scare small children and I'm in no danger of destroying Tokyo...so sure.

Are you a Health Freak: ...sorry....I can't type well when laughing.

Do you get along with your Parents: Somehow.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, from inside behind a window.

Do you play an Instrument: I had a brief tenure with a clarinet before I realized I was talentless and could better exploit my geekiness in choir for the next 8 years.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.

In the past month have you Smoked: No.

In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, but the thought crossed my mind.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: HA.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. I cemented my family black sheep title by running into a couple members of my family in a nice awkward situation involving a male friend of mine and a Victoria's Secret bag.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No... I can't eat more than 4, then the filling starts to taste like library paste to me(not that I know what that tastes like...)

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes haha.

In the past month have you been on Stage: No, haven't been for a long, long time.

In the past month have you been Dumped: No (an upside to being single?)

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in my shower.

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few moments of sanity in the midst of chaos.

Ever been Drunk: As far as I can remember.

Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but he was a jerk, so he doesn't count.

Ever been Beaten up: No, I can usually talk my way out of things.

How do you want to Die: Old, happy and medicated.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professional museum geek.

What country would you most like to Visit: Most of Europe, but particularly Spain and England.

In a Boy...

Favourite Eye Color: Both the same color, pointing in the same direction.

Favourite Hair Color: Anything in the natural end of the color spectrum.

Short or Long Hair: I don't care but I don't go for guys that spend longer on their hair than I do.

Height: As long as they won't land in the Guiness Book of records for any crazy extremes, it's cool.

Weight: I don't care, as long as they have enough self-confidence either way.

Best Clothing Style: Clean.

Number of Drugs I have taken: 1

Number of CDs I own: Too many that I don't listen to anymore.

Number of Piercings: Just my ears.

Number of Tattoos: None yet.

Number of things in my Past I Regret: There's neither enough time nor space.