Spaztic

In the interest of national news, Sandra Day O'Connor has announced her retirement from the Supreme Court. She was appointed in '81, and she's reached her retirement age (I estimate I'll need to work until I'm about 89 to be able to retire and survive.) I hold a small hope close to my heart that Bush will think with Someone's brain and listen, and appoint someone more moderate (liberal? Never. That would be like appointing an alien, right?) But I have a feeling the suggested appointee is going to be some old, white man with views so conservative it'll make Moses look like a long-haired, pot-smoking hippie.

In the interest of news that my generation will likely care more about-- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner had their shotgun wedding in Turks and Caicos. The world waits with baited breath to see if Katie Holmes will break away from the Scientology tornado-weirdo that is Tom Cruise. I personally think they look happy...but he seems almost freakishly hyper-spastic (want some Ritalin Tom? hehe, ask Matt Lauer) I could probably buy some from someone around here, though.